[he moves with her shove, shifting to finally rest down on his side and face her.]

Wow. This is all very fucking detailed. So it is true? Are you into butt stuff?

[he says it out loud and then he laughs. like just straight up, real laugh from his soul, because this is the most ridiculous and embarrassing conversation he's had in a long time.]

Wow this sounds like a theme. Butts and backs. I honestly couldn't tell you though, I've never had a back massage in my life.