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[theotherobin]

pretty sure i've gone on about more than that.

one? no way. a whole bunch.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Not to the extent that I think you've been with hundreds of people or go around randomly hooking up.

Really? Aw Jason, you are so sweet.

[theotherobin]

so it's either one or hundreds for you, huh.

you deserve all the beautiful things you love.

[dawn_is_breaking]

No, you're not understanding my point, which is that I'm just going off the information you give me and until you tell me specifics then I'm just going to assume you are a normal 19 year old guy who has been with a normal number of people before starting to live a less than normal life as Robin.

I deserve them hrmm? <3

[theotherobin]

what's normal?

well yeah, of course you do.

[dawn_is_breaking]

For someone your age? I'd probably say like 1-5.

I don't know why I deserve them but I'm not going to say no.

[theotherobin]

really?

because you're incredible and caring, and you know how to make people feel good about themselves.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Yeah, I'm basing this on my knowledge of most 19 year old guys that I knew. Not that you're most guys but again, until you tell me specific information it's going to be what I assume.

Well you're doing a pretty good job of making me feel good about myself too you know.

[theotherobin]

guess most people i've known have been overzealous, then. but that's good to know.

that's good.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Do you have any assumptions about me in regards to that particular topic?

What's your favorite flower?

[theotherobin]

haven't really thought about it past Dick and Hank, actually.

i dunno. i don't really have one.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Fair enough, if you ever want to know more you just have to ask.

That's okay.

[theotherobin]

why'd you break up with Dick?

this one time i stole a bunch of sunflowers for a girl i liked, tho. i thought they were cool looking and easy to snag.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Hrmn. That's a long complicated story that's probably better told in person.

That's very sweet of you, sunflowers are pretty and can grow to be huge.

[theotherobin]

ok.

yeah she said they were too big.

[dawn_is_breaking]

I will tell you about it, there's just a lot of factors that went into our breakup so I'd rather do it in person.

She didn't even say thank you? Tsk tsk!

[theotherobin]

it's cool, Dawn. you don't have to explain.

i think i liked her a lot more than she liked me. i was too icky for her.

[dawn_is_breaking]

You asked so I'd like to explain, I'd just rather do it in person.

How old were you?

[theotherobin]

if you want to.

like seven or eight, i think. she wasn't at the whole 'black eyes are sexy' point in her life yet, i guess.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Okay.

....black eyes?

[theotherobin]

sorry i didn't mean for that to be weird.

yeah, isn't it supposed to be a thing that women find scars and bruises sexy?

[dawn_is_breaking]

It's not weird, just complicated. I don't mind that you asked me.

Supposedly yes, I'm just a little upset that someone was giving you black eyes at age seven.

[theotherobin]

ok. i get it.

hey, you know me. came outta the womb with my fists up. i managed.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Do you have any other questions I can answer in the meantime?

I'm sure that you did, but it's still shitty and makes me want to go kick the teeth in of whoever did that to you.

[theotherobin]

not really sure. what kinda questions do people usually ask each other?

i mean, the original asshole's dead, but i'm sure you could find some of the others that kept it up along the way. not really worth it, though.