I would be actually, police handcuffs are hard to get out of.
[A part of her brain knows that she shouldn't be talking about this kind of stuff with him, but that part is buried under a whole lot of booze and hurt feelings courtesy of Hank.]
I can't help it if I'm a fan of those little domino masks.
[She smiles at him.]
What kind of incentive? What would get you up on stage to sing?
[yeah, he knows it too. deep down, under all the booze. he's not a lightweight at all, but this is the second place he's been to tonight and he's already well on his way to very drunk.]
Yours is pretty hot too, though.
[he laugh, shaking his head.]
Nah see, you're the one who has to come up with something. I can't do all the work for you.
Great! I'll steal Dick's cuffs later and we can see how sneaky you really are.
[She says with a grin because it does sound fun and maybe a little bit sexy? Yeah....maybe. But she could do with a little sexy right now, things have been pretty cold in that department lately.]
I wear them so I can see better in the dark but you're right, if they looked really dumb I would get them redesigned. You know my favorite part of that costume? The wings. They're so fun. They remind me of my costume from Swan Lake....
[She laughs and ruffles his hair before sliding out from her stool to go over to the karaoke sign up board, as she walks by some of the other tables some of the men glance at her appreciatively and when she comes back to sit next to Jason he gets a few dirty looks.]
Okay, there's a couple of people ahead of me so that means I can finish my beer first.
I'll be impressed if you manage to steal Dick's cuffs later.
[that would definitely be fun and a little sexy too. plus he knows they both love a good challenge.]
The wings are pretty hot. Very you.
[ Jason may be drunk, but he knows assholes when he sees them and when Dawn comes to sit back down he shifts a little closer to her. he's an asshole too. but also, fuck those guys. ]
Hey, I can be sneaky too. Plus I have a pretty good idea where he keeps them.
[She says smugly, because not only does she know Dick very well but he's also a creature of habit so there's really only a few places he would put them.]
What's your favorite part of your costume?
[Dawn doesn't notice the looks or the assholes, instead she smiles at Jason and nods.]
Yup, I waited for you just like I said I would. See how sweet I am?
[She says and giggles, trying to imagine what she would do if Dick were to wake up and catch her. Maybe she'd just handcuff both of them together, now wouldn't that be a fun idea....both Robins...hrmmm...]
The logo is pretty cool, still a big fan of that mask though. And the pants.
[She takes a long sip of her beer and then looks at him curiously.]
So why did you go to that warehouse party if you weren't gonna dance? Just needed to get out of the Tower?
[he snickers, cause now this is gonna turn into a whole thing. Dick would be so pissed and it would be hilarious.]
Oh yeah? You like the pants? You know they're upgraded now, right? Out with the old, in with the new.
[he takes a long sip as well, glancing over at those guys who seem to have moved on, which is good, cause he just wants to have fun here with Dawn tonight.]
Yeah, I needed a break. Plus the drinks were free and I wanted to see what the parties were like over here.
That asshole! He's got sock drawer bourbon? Hell yeah we're snagging that for fucking sure!
[and not even bother to put it back if they can help it. he laughs, leaning into her some more.]
Hey, tight's good. I like tight too. You should see this black pair of jeans I've got. And yeah... better support, more protection, bigger groin area.
[is he calling out Dick's dick? maybe. he's totally teasing though. and then, because he's drunk, he admits to this too:]
A break from trying to fit in I guess. Everyone at the Tower's so fucking good and I'm just. You know. Me. Hank said it best, right? Annoying little shit.
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Date: 2022-04-04 05:27 pm (UTC)[She asks with a grin and picks up her shot.]
Festive and Robin appropriate. Ready. Go!
[She slams back the shot and then grimaces.]
Oooh, okay. Blue balls definitely don't taste better than a wet pussy.
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Date: 2022-04-04 05:43 pm (UTC)Robin needs some yellow in there too.
[he grins, then waits for her signal and knocks it back with her.]
Oh man... fucking nasty. Just as bad as the real fucking thing.
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Date: 2022-04-04 05:52 pm (UTC)And right, of course. We'll hang a yellow star on you and then it will be perfect. You should wear your mask too, that would look great.
[She laughs and leans across the bar to grab the karaoke song list and puts it in front of Jason.]
I wouldn't know but here, let's pick a song now. I was thinking Highway to Hell by ACDC but we can also do something by Poison or Whitesnake.
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Date: 2022-04-04 06:38 pm (UTC)Does the mask turn you on?
[he ignores the song list for a moment cause he needs to get another drink to take that taste out of his mouth. these shots are deadly.]
We? Oh no, you're singing. I'm just here to listen.
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Date: 2022-04-04 07:00 pm (UTC)[Dawn giggles wildly and gives him another playful nudge.]
Jason!......maybe a little bit.
[Dawn meanwhile takes a sip of the beer she's been drinking in-between shots.]
Okay fine, I won't force you. But I'm sure you sound fine when you sing, and if you do a hair metal song it doesn't really matter.
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Date: 2022-04-04 07:08 pm (UTC)[he gives her not only a smirk, but a mischievous look.]
Knew you liked 'em but I didn't realize it extended to the bedroom. Nice.
[he shrugs, drinking from the beer that gets placed down in front of him.]
I'm gonna need more incentive than that.
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Date: 2022-04-04 07:19 pm (UTC)[A part of her brain knows that she shouldn't be talking about this kind of stuff with him, but that part is buried under a whole lot of booze and hurt feelings courtesy of Hank.]
I can't help it if I'm a fan of those little domino masks.
[She smiles at him.]
What kind of incentive? What would get you up on stage to sing?
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Date: 2022-04-04 07:52 pm (UTC)[yeah, he knows it too. deep down, under all the booze. he's not a lightweight at all, but this is the second place he's been to tonight and he's already well on his way to very drunk.]
Yours is pretty hot too, though.
[he laugh, shaking his head.]
Nah see, you're the one who has to come up with something. I can't do all the work for you.
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Date: 2022-04-04 09:15 pm (UTC)[She gives him a coy look.]
Yeah? You don't think the goggle things make me look dorky or anything?
[She nudges him again.]
You're such a tease! Okay fine, I'll think of some ways to lure you up there while I go sign up for my first song.
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Date: 2022-04-04 10:52 pm (UTC)[he gives her a loook right back cause he's totally not kidding right now. it would be real fun.]
No way, not at all. And you know you look hot, come on. You wouldn't wear 'em if you thought they made you look dorky.
[he waggles an eyebrow at her.]
I'm a tease, but I always follow through in the end.
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Date: 2022-04-04 11:23 pm (UTC)[She says with a grin because it does sound fun and maybe a little bit sexy? Yeah....maybe. But she could do with a little sexy right now, things have been pretty cold in that department lately.]
I wear them so I can see better in the dark but you're right, if they looked really dumb I would get them redesigned. You know my favorite part of that costume? The wings. They're so fun. They remind me of my costume from Swan Lake....
[She laughs and ruffles his hair before sliding out from her stool to go over to the karaoke sign up board, as she walks by some of the other tables some of the men glance at her appreciatively and when she comes back to sit next to Jason he gets a few dirty looks.]
Okay, there's a couple of people ahead of me so that means I can finish my beer first.
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Date: 2022-04-04 11:44 pm (UTC)[that would definitely be fun and a little sexy too. plus he knows they both love a good challenge.]
The wings are pretty hot. Very you.
[ Jason may be drunk, but he knows assholes when he sees them and when Dawn comes to sit back down he shifts a little closer to her. he's an asshole too. but also, fuck those guys. ]
This the first song you're singing tonight?
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Date: 2022-04-04 11:58 pm (UTC)[She says smugly, because not only does she know Dick very well but he's also a creature of habit so there's really only a few places he would put them.]
What's your favorite part of your costume?
[Dawn doesn't notice the looks or the assholes, instead she smiles at Jason and nods.]
Yup, I waited for you just like I said I would. See how sweet I am?
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Date: 2022-04-05 01:05 am (UTC)[while drunk. that should be fun. dangerous and fun.]
Favorite part? Man, that's tough. I love the cape and the mask is fucking awesome, but I think the logo is my favorite. It's nice and sharp.
[they probably shouldn't be talking about this so out in the open... it's a good thing everyone around them is pretty drunk.]
You're the sweetest. Never doubted it.
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Date: 2022-04-05 01:51 am (UTC)[She says and giggles, trying to imagine what she would do if Dick were to wake up and catch her. Maybe she'd just handcuff both of them together, now wouldn't that be a fun idea....both Robins...hrmmm...]
The logo is pretty cool, still a big fan of that mask though. And the pants.
[She takes a long sip of her beer and then looks at him curiously.]
So why did you go to that warehouse party if you weren't gonna dance? Just needed to get out of the Tower?
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Date: 2022-04-05 01:59 am (UTC)[he snickers, cause now this is gonna turn into a whole thing. Dick would be so pissed and it would be hilarious.]
Oh yeah? You like the pants? You know they're upgraded now, right? Out with the old, in with the new.
[he takes a long sip as well, glancing over at those guys who seem to have moved on, which is good, cause he just wants to have fun here with Dawn tonight.]
Yeah, I needed a break. Plus the drinks were free and I wanted to see what the parties were like over here.
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Date: 2022-04-05 02:11 am (UTC)[She says with a wicked grin.]
I always like tight pants on men, blame the ballet for that. How have they been upgraded? Better...uh...support?
[She raises an eyebrow.]
A break? From anything in particular or just everyone?
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Date: 2022-04-05 02:27 am (UTC)[and not even bother to put it back if they can help it. he laughs, leaning into her some more.]
Hey, tight's good. I like tight too. You should see this black pair of jeans I've got. And yeah... better support, more protection, bigger groin area.
[is he calling out Dick's dick? maybe. he's totally teasing though. and then, because he's drunk, he admits to this too:]
A break from trying to fit in I guess. Everyone at the Tower's so fucking good and I'm just. You know. Me. Hank said it best, right? Annoying little shit.
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Date: 2022-04-05 02:54 am (UTC)[She laughs and leans her shoulder against his, tilting her face closer as well.]
Bigger and better hrmm?
[Her brows crease together when he talks about himself and she shakes her head.]
Hey, no. Don't say that. You're good too. [She pause and then adds:] Fuck Hank! He's wrong.