I'm not exactly equipped for that sort of thing. What's the exact opposite of equipped, and then minus ten for everything Bruce ever taught me about emotional issues.
Oh no, we just talked about this. I am no longer tossing out Jason Todd adjectives into the world.
He would be so awful at it.... I'm sure he could get the technical aspects just fine but he's never struck me as someone who has rhythm or a feel for music. You on the other hand....;)
Excuse me, if you're old then I'm old as well. So hush. We are entering our prime thank you very much.
Passion will do that to a person. Between your circus training and your love of music you'd be good at it, the only area you'd need help with is your hips....
He's just teasing you, Dick. You're a great age, old enough to have some wisdom but still young enough to have stamina and strength.
Passion and love. There's nothing wrong with your hips, it's just like most men you have a hard time moving them to music. Which is so strange because you don't have any problems using them in other ways....
Good. So drop the old man routine and get your ass over here already, we'll have some drinks and then you can gloat to him about how you don't get kicked out of bars.
I'm not sure about the latter. Like most men? Damn, I can't believe you're sticking me in a box like that. I can use my hips perfectly fine in all kinds of ways, thank you very much.
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Date: 2022-04-10 06:57 pm (UTC)We've already got too many of those. Me included.
Oh I bet he will. He'll do a whole song and dance for you.
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Date: 2022-04-10 07:08 pm (UTC)That's just a part of life Dick, no one's perfect and no one has it all figured out.
A whole song and dance, just for little ol me? I'll try not to enjoy it too much.
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Date: 2022-04-10 07:12 pm (UTC)I know. It's just like you said, though. They've already been through so much.
Hey now. Don't encourage him.
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Date: 2022-04-10 07:26 pm (UTC)And they'll go through a lot more in the future, you can't stop that. But what you can do is help give them the tools to deal with all of that.
But he's so cute when he tries to impress me.
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Date: 2022-04-10 08:03 pm (UTC)The tools for dealing with emotional issues? Yeah, that's the problem.
I don't think cute is the word I'd use for it.
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Date: 2022-04-10 08:22 pm (UTC)Why?
What word would you use?
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Date: 2022-04-10 08:33 pm (UTC)I'm not exactly equipped for that sort of thing. What's the exact opposite of equipped, and then minus ten for everything Bruce ever taught me about emotional issues.
Oh no, we just talked about this. I am no longer tossing out Jason Todd adjectives into the world.
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Date: 2022-04-10 08:41 pm (UTC)Minus ten is a little harsh, I'd say it's more..hrmmm minus seven. And at least you're ahead of Bruce in that regard.
Haha okay, point taken. You can't blame me for being a little taken with him though, we both know I'm a sucker for compliments from Robin.
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Date: 2022-04-11 10:34 pm (UTC)Oh, Bruce is minus 20.
Seriously? I am not hearing this.
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Date: 2022-04-11 10:46 pm (UTC)I was going to say minus 50...
I prefer to get them from the original but, he seems a little shy these days.
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Date: 2022-04-14 02:29 am (UTC)You're more realistic about Bruce than I am. Always have been.
Oh, I don't know. Maybe the whole younger, stronger, prettier thing works for you.
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Date: 2022-04-14 02:33 am (UTC)That's probably because I didn't grow up with him or have him as a teacher.
Only one of those things is accurate.
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Date: 2022-04-17 06:06 am (UTC)Yeah, that's probably true. Absolutely true.
I can't believe you think he's prettier than me.
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Date: 2022-04-17 06:11 am (UTC)I always thought he would have met his match with my one of my old ballet teachers.
Oh shut up, you know for a fact that's not the accurate thing I meant.
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Date: 2022-04-18 06:44 pm (UTC)I'm just trying not to feel so old.
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Date: 2022-04-18 06:55 pm (UTC)You on the other hand....;)
Excuse me, if you're old then I'm old as well. So hush. We are entering our prime thank you very much.
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Date: 2022-04-18 07:00 pm (UTC)I think I'd be alright at it too.
We are. I guess it's just the whole... him being so much younger aspect of it. That, and he reminds me how old I am ever chance he gets.
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Date: 2022-04-18 07:11 pm (UTC)Between your circus training and your love of music you'd be good at it, the only area you'd need help with is your hips....
He's just teasing you, Dick. You're a great age, old enough to have some wisdom but still young enough to have stamina and strength.
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Date: 2022-04-18 07:14 pm (UTC)Hey... what's wrong with my hips??
Gloating. He's more like gloating. But yeah, I know. I'm not really complaining about it. I'm good.
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Date: 2022-04-18 07:24 pm (UTC)There's nothing wrong with your hips, it's just like most men you have a hard time moving them to music. Which is so strange because you don't have any problems using them in other ways....
Good. So drop the old man routine and get your ass over here already, we'll have some drinks and then you can gloat to him about how you don't get kicked out of bars.
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Date: 2022-04-18 07:29 pm (UTC)Like most men? Damn, I can't believe you're sticking me in a box like that. I can use my hips perfectly fine in all kinds of ways, thank you very much.
Hah! I like that. I'll be there in a little bit.
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Date: 2022-04-18 07:35 pm (UTC)So then come prove me wrong. XP
I'm eagerly awaiting your arrival.
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Date: 2022-04-18 07:39 pm (UTC)Oh, I will.
See you soon.
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Date: 2022-04-18 07:44 pm (UTC)Yeah? Come on then, I dare you.
Kay.